Today I saw an old man at the gym
One hand on the counter, one foot in a slight squat
Using a hair dryer blasting his crotch

I thought he was doing core training
But it turned out to be “air-dry maintenance”
Have you all encountered this before ~~~ huh
(a politely naughty smile)

Please ~
That’s a communal hair dryer
Not your personal drying device
The whole room is filled with the smell of dried crotches!!!!

Gyms really train everything
Including mental toughness.

Comments open — what improper/unacceptable hair-dryer uses do you often see!!!