白色巨蟒姊姊
【Remembering Dajun】The prime-time, soap-opera–style scenes at the XXX shop back then — I wonder where he's working now? BY White Snake Weiwei
2025-08-12 14:46:53
淳兒的評分表 -
Appearance: 9/10 (so handsome the aunt next door almost burst in to add an extra OOO 'foot massage')
Body: 6/10 (not a muscular hunk, more like the warm uncle type from the drama 'Niangjia')
Pressure (shiatsu): 6/10 (the strength felt like kneading a grandma's shoulders, as if he was afraid I'd break)
Oil massage: none (the oil wasn't even warmed up before the show ended)
Cooperativeness: 9/10 (one more point and I'd be afraid I wouldn't make it home)
Boyfriend-vibe: 9/10 (gave me the illusion he'd take me to register our marriage)
Environment: 7/10 (everything you'd expect was there—just no popcorn)
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Story development
The moment Chun'er appeared, his voice was so magnetic it felt like Wu Zongxian breaking into a love song; his conversation skills were flawless, and he could walk while making me focus on his butt— that sway was basically Taiwan national-treasure level!
He's friendly and naturally has host-like charm; in just a few lines he made me laugh three times—I almost thought I was filming the variety show 'Zongyi Da Remen'. Although there was no oil-massage segment, the interaction was full of energy; he belongs to the 'massage with words and atmosphere' type.
Midway he suddenly leaned over and whispered, 'I'm wearing a special pair of underwear today.' Immediately the prime-time melodrama theme music popped into my head 🎵 'dong dong qiang~' and I half-expected him to pull a ring from his pocket and propose.
In the latter half, we got closer and closer—close enough to count whether he'd trimmed his nose hairs. Our eyes met, and the atmosphere tightened like the climax of 'Yi Nan Wang'—the only thing missing was someone shouting 'Cut!' in the background.
Ending
He hugged me and, in the tone of an idol-drama leading man, said, 'Next time you come out, I'll definitely remember the kind of feeling you love.' I thought to myself: that line would fit right into 'Pao Zai Sheng' with no awkwardness at all!
Strong addendum: Chun'er's boyfriend-style massage skills are really great!!! He's still in my personal top three list.
Appearance: 9/10 (so handsome the aunt next door almost burst in to add an extra OOO 'foot massage')
Body: 6/10 (not a muscular hunk, more like the warm uncle type from the drama 'Niangjia')
Pressure (shiatsu): 6/10 (the strength felt like kneading a grandma's shoulders, as if he was afraid I'd break)
Oil massage: none (the oil wasn't even warmed up before the show ended)
Cooperativeness: 9/10 (one more point and I'd be afraid I wouldn't make it home)
Boyfriend-vibe: 9/10 (gave me the illusion he'd take me to register our marriage)
Environment: 7/10 (everything you'd expect was there—just no popcorn)
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Story development
The moment Chun'er appeared, his voice was so magnetic it felt like Wu Zongxian breaking into a love song; his conversation skills were flawless, and he could walk while making me focus on his butt— that sway was basically Taiwan national-treasure level!
He's friendly and naturally has host-like charm; in just a few lines he made me laugh three times—I almost thought I was filming the variety show 'Zongyi Da Remen'. Although there was no oil-massage segment, the interaction was full of energy; he belongs to the 'massage with words and atmosphere' type.
Midway he suddenly leaned over and whispered, 'I'm wearing a special pair of underwear today.' Immediately the prime-time melodrama theme music popped into my head 🎵 'dong dong qiang~' and I half-expected him to pull a ring from his pocket and propose.
In the latter half, we got closer and closer—close enough to count whether he'd trimmed his nose hairs. Our eyes met, and the atmosphere tightened like the climax of 'Yi Nan Wang'—the only thing missing was someone shouting 'Cut!' in the background.
Ending
He hugged me and, in the tone of an idol-drama leading man, said, 'Next time you come out, I'll definitely remember the kind of feeling you love.' I thought to myself: that line would fit right into 'Pao Zai Sheng' with no awkwardness at all!
Strong addendum: Chun'er's boyfriend-style massage skills are really great!!! He's still in my personal top three list.
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