Report: If after entering the room the therapist's feet are extremely smelly—the kind from a rainy day when shoes and socks didn't dry and the smell is trapped and very strong—would you ask them to go wash their feet? Please answer quickly.
1. Ask why their room smells like salted fish 2. Turn around and leave; request someone else 3. Pretend you're just unlucky; pretend you didn't smell it 4. When showering, invite them to shower with you and then poke/clean between the therapist's toes 5. Feel super HIGH (likes stinky feet/socks)