Yesterday I felt like booking a massage on a whim. I had booked Morgan and another therapist from their place two or three times before — everything was quite good, both the massage and the extras — and Morgan is reasonably priced.

But the therapist I usually book was on leave, so I booked "巴特" instead. On the website he looked a bit tanned and had a pretty good build overall, but when I arrived…

It was a completely different person: the abs had turned into a belly, his advertised attractiveness (牌值) was pretty low, he wasn’t as tanned as the website photos, and the massage lacked strength in many parts. Overall it was really a disappointment! I’m posting this here hoping no one else gets fooled.