A few days ago I got a massage near Ximen. I thought places like the Huaxia apartment would be hard to raid, but unlucky me I ran into one. The knocking sounded exactly like a horror movie — only missing an axe to break the door down. It scared me so much I went soft. But the cop was more handsome than the masseur — the cop was totally my type, and his bulge under his pants was bigger than the masseur's. Anyone know if cops moonlight at gay spas?