ARK Star Boarding Safety Instructions

(1) When boarding and disembarking the ship, please pay attention when going from 1st floor to 3rd floor and from 3rd floor to 1st floor. Follow the crew's guidance, maintain order, and give priority to the elderly and people with limited mobility. Avoid pushing to prevent accidents. The 4th and 2nd floors are Shangyang Hair Salon — please do not disturb them.

(2) For navigation safety, carrying liquids, alcoholic beverages, or contraband is prohibited. Violators will receive a 100-second Fairy kiss from DàMèi — a deep, breathless smooch. You are welcome to bring food and feed the crew; the crew are still growing, often starving, and sneak food in the warm room — please feed the crew generously.

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(3) Please pay attention to the crew's safety briefings while on board (including stairwell announcements — only monsters trip), emergency escape routes, and, if you suddenly can't hold back and need to vomit, follow the crew's instructions: cover your head with a whole plastic bag as an emergency measure. Do not vomit into the urinals — although I did it once — please use the toilet.

(4) The deck features a castle-like secret garden, a Shibuya-style promenade, and a Ni-chome–style little bridge and water feature. You are welcome to visit at night to see the brightest GStar.

(5) During sailing, the sound waves are strong — if you don't sway, you might get knocked to the floor. Feel free to leave your seat and sway with the music, PUSHPUSH, So Sexy, and engage in lots of social hunting and gossip. The ship has uncles and young handsome staff — don't miss a chance to embrace (Abrazo). Wink back and forth. Standing around spacing out, nonsense behavior, or scrolling on your phone (cold, technology-driven behavior) is prohibited — join the bar crowd and drink up.

(6) For passengers who cannot move independently, please have Hiro assist and accompany them. If you feel unwell or have an emergency during the voyage, contact the crew for necessary assistance promptly. We will provide the M+ premium lounge for rest.

(7) We offer a large locker room for everyone to transform. This room is big — whether Dada becomes DàMèi, Derek becomes Deresa, Kevin becomes Karen, or Matt becomes Amanda, there is plenty of UT space for everyone.

(8) While on board, rational drinking is fully welcome — drink if you want, as you wish; no one controls your attitude here. In this hard-working generation, be your most comfortable self. Everywhere is a utopia — play on.

(8) Cash payments only; Jackal payments are under application. We apologize for any inconvenience.

(9) For reservations, please contact Commander Dada, call 02-2314-1819, or add One and the operator will transfer you.

Please give ARK Star a chance to serve you

We look forward to your arrival — Sarah and...

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